Blond Jokes - page 27

Q: What do you call a blonde after a party? A: A box of assorted creams.

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What do a smart blond and Spiderman have in common? Neither one exists.

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What do you call 8 blondes sitting all in a row?? An All-you-can-eat Buffet.

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1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! 2. Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone. 3. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant. 4. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. 5. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. 6. Q: How does a blonde part their…

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A BLONDE AND A REDHEAD WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET WHEN THE REDHEAD SAYS TO THE BLONDE, “AW, LOOK AT THE POOR DEAD BIRD.” AND THE BLONDE LOOKS UP IN THE SKY AND SAYS, “WHERE?”

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Once, there were three people stranded on a deserted island, a redhead, a blonde, and a brunette. The closest civilization was 20 miles away. They decided that their only hope was to swim back to the mainland. The redhead swam out 10 miles, got tired, and drowned. The brunette swam out 15 miles, got tired, and drowned. The blonde swam 19 and 5/6th miles, got tired, and swam back to the island.

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What do you call 3 blondes sitting around a Christmas tree? Ho, ho, ho

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how do you kill a dumb blonde? you put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.

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