Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender. “I’ll have a glass of blood,” said one. “I’ll have a glass of plasma,” said the other. “Okay,” replied the bartender, “that’ll be one Blood and one Blood Lite.”
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A BLONDE WALKED INTO A BAR AND SHE WAS WEARING ONE OF THOSE TIGHT 70’S PANTS. THE BARTENDER SAID “HOW DO YOU GET INTO THOSE TIGHT PANTS”. THE LADY REPLIED FIRST YOU HAVE TO START WITH BUYING ME A DRINK.
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A woman with very hairy armpits walks into a bar and sits down at a table in a dimly lit corner. She raises her hand to order a drink, and a drunken man at the bar says, rather loudly, to the bartender, “I’ll buy the drink for that ballerina!” The bartender, rather confused by the ballerina comment, complies, and brings the woman a free drink. A short while later, the woman with the hairy armpits raises her hand again to…
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After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Senor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers’, a Budweiser.” The bartender gives him one. The guy…
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A white guy, a black guy, a Mexican, a Polish guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?” A few termites walk into a bar and ask, “Is the bar tender here?” A giraffe walks into a bar and says, “Hey, the hi balls are on me!”
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Q: What’s the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? A: One says “Hey, you, get off of my cloud.” The other says, “Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe.” Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with…. the other is used to carry groceries. Q: How do you recycle toilet paper? A: Hang it on the wall and bash the…
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A cowboy rides into town, hitches up his horse and walks into a bar. He goes up, gets a beer, drinks it, and walks out. Half a second passes and he bursts back into the bar and says, “All right which one of you mule patoots painted my horse’s face yellow?” A huge man-mountain stands up, looks down at the cowboy and says “I did”. The cowboy looks up at him and whispers, “The first coat’s dry.” … The same…
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Old Joe walked into a bar and began ordering martini after martini. After each drink, he removed the olives and placed them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks were consumed, Joe got up to leave. “S’cuse me,” said the bartender. “What was that all about?” “Nothing,” answered Joe. “My wife just sent me out for a jar of olives.”
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A guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head, and walks up to the bar. When the bartender comes over, he says, “Hey, that’s pretty neat. Where’d you get it?” The frog says, “I don’t know. It started out as a little bump on my butt.”
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Two blondes walk into a bar. They sit down order drinks and start chanting 180 days 180 days. A couple minutes later two more blondes walk into the bar sit down and order drinks. then they start chanting 180 days 180 days. The bartender asks whats this 180 days? One blonde says we did a puzzle and the box said 3 years and up and we did it in 180 days.
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