Bar stool Jokes - page 3

Two lesbians walk into a bar, and take a seat on a couple of barstools. After a moment, the bartender notices them, and comes over. “We’ll have a couple of 14 year-old’s,” says one of them. The bartender looks at them disgustedly, and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors to liquors.”

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Two ropes are walking down the street and see a bar. So the first rope goes into the bar, sits down at a stool, and orders something to drink. The bartender growls, “Are you one of dem ropes?” And the rope replies,”Well, yes, I am.” The bartender yells, “Well, we don’t serve your kind!” And he twirls up the rope and throws him out onto the street. The second rope gets pretty worried and thinks, “I better disguise myself.” So…

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A guy walked into the bar with his talking dog, Barney. Barney sat on the stool beside his owner. The bartender said, “We don’t serve drinks to dogs.” “That’s ok, I have Barney for conversation. He talks you know.” “Is that so?” said the bartender. “I’ll tell you what, you get Barney here to talk, and drinks are on the house.” Sure enough, the guy asked Barney to say a few words, and Barney said, “Hey bartender, nice place you’ve…

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An obviously underage boy goes into a bar, climbs up onto a stool, and calls the barmaid. “Can I help you little boy?”, she asks. “I’d like a double shot of Jack Daniel’s,” he replies. She exclaims, “What do you want to do, get me into trouble?” “Sounds good to me,” he answers, “but how ’bout the fucking drink first?”

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Two bikers are sitting at a bar. This big biker comes into the bar and sits down at a stool. The biker next to him has a bowl of soup in front of him and the other biker asks if he is going to eat that. He says go ahead so he starts to eat. 2-3 minutes later he notices a big turd in it and starts to puke and the other biker says, “That’s about how far I got…

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