Balls Jokes - page 2

Golf Balls

A wife is going through her husband’s closet one day when she finds a metal box. Inside the box she finds 3 golf balls and $20,000. She immediately goes downstairs and confronts him with it. Wife: “What is this box for?” Husband: “Well, every time we had bad sex I put a golf ball in the box.” The wife thought this was pretty good seeing as how they had been married for 20 years. Wife: “What is the $20,000 for?”…

(0)
Loading...

Read JokeGolf Balls

Gold Bar

This guy staggers home drunk one night. His wife is still up so he starts telling her about this great bar he was at. He said, “Wow honey, it was great! Everything was gold! Ya wouldn’t believe it. They had gold plates, gold mugs, gold disco balls, everything was gold! They even had gold urinals!” His wife said, “Yeah, sure honey. Why don’t you just sleep it off?” So the guy passes out. The next morning, the wife is curious…

(0)
Loading...

Read JokeGold Bar

Elephant’s Nod

One day at the fair, there is an elephant. Next to the elephant is a sign: “MAKE THE ELEPHANT NOD, WIN $1000” Many people tried and failed, none could make the elephant nod its head. Finally, an elderly man walked over and grabbed the elephant’s balls. The animal roared in pain and reared its head up and down. The man walked off with the prize money. The next day, there is a new sign next to the elephant, which reads:…

(2)Loading...

Read JokeElephant’s Nod

Top 20 things to do in a grocery store

1. Every time someone calls for a price check, start gobbling like a turkey and run up and down the aisle you’re in until someone asks you what’s wrong. When this happens, walk away passively, cursing under your breath that people are so weird these days. 2. When greeted with a friendly “hello” from your bag-boy, reply, repeating loudly: “No, my name’s not Fred!” while spinning around violently for 30 seconds straight. Try to walk out of the store in…

(8)Loading...

Read JokeTop 20 things to do in a grocery store

How to Get out of a Traffic Ticket

The person in question, a woman in a Porsche, was pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book, the woman said, “I bet you’re going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolman’s Ball.” He replied, “No, Highway Patrolmen don’t have balls.” There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he’d said. The patrol officer closed his ticket book,…

(0)
Loading...

Read JokeHow to Get out of a Traffic Ticket