Back swing Jokes - page 3

Here’s a nasty limerick: Miss Mary Brown said no man could lay her down, but over the hill came piss pot Pete with twenty pounds of swinging meat. He laid her on the grass and put it in her ass, but she blew a fart that knocked his balls apart Back over the hill went piss pot Peete with twenty pounds of shredded beef!

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Three nuns usually take a shortcut through a narrow alley on their way from the church to the convent. Along the way, they always pass by a house with a porch. On the porch is a bird cage wherein a parrot is perched on a swing. As the nuns pass by, the parrot says, “White, white, black.” When they reach the convent, one nun notices that the three colors enumerated by the parrot match the colors of the nuns’ underpants.…

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A farmer was down on his luck having suffered a bad growing season, lack of crops and poor prices. To make ends meet he decided he’d have to sell his dog – a most intelligent animal. A few days after placing the ad, a man came to see this “intelligent” dog. When asked what the dog could do, the farmer pointed to a stand of trees nearby and informed the man there was a pond on the other side. He…

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