Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
TEN simple indications that the person next to you on the subway is “Nuts”. (A Luis G. Moreno original) 10.The guy next to you points out a location on the subway map with his toes. 9.The lady next to you makes “chomping” noises with her teeth at everyone, indicating that she wants some gum. 8.The person next to you repeatedly sits and stands on the seat beside you claiming, “I’m ..not…..NUTS!…I’m ..not ….NUTS!” 7.The lady next to you looks at…
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An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, ?Oh oh!? The old geezer asked the doctor what the problem was. ?Well,? said the doc, ?you have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke?? ?No,? replied the man. ?Do you drink in excess? ?No,? replied the man. ?Do you have a sex life?? ?Yes, of course I do!? exclaimed the man. ?Well,? explained the doc, ?I?m afraid…
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Zsa Zsa Gabor once appeared on a television program in which guest celebrities attempted to solve viewers’ conjugal problems. The first question came from a young lady: “I’m breaking my engagement to a very wealthy man who has already given me a sable coat, diamonds, a stove and a Rolls Royce. What should I do?” “Give back the stove,” advised Zsa Zsa. (It was Zsa Zsa who once claimed to be a good housekeeper. After each divorce, she kept the…
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Mommy has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. “You understand it now?” Mommy asks. “Yes,” replies her daughter. “Do you still have any questions?” “Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?” “In exactly the same way as with babies.” “Wow!” the girl exclaims. “My daddy can do ANYTHING!”
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A man is in the hospital recovering from an operation when a nun walks into his room. The nun is there to cheer the sick. They start talking and she asks about his life. He talks about his wife and his 13 children. “My, my,” says the nun. “13 children, a good, proper Catholic family. God is very proud of you.” “I’m sorry, Sister,” he says. “I am not Catholic. I’m Jewish.” “Jewish!” exclaims the nun. “You sex maniac, you…
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