Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A drunk stumbles out of a bar and sees a nun walking down the sidewalk. He goes over and punches her in the face. The nun is shocked, but before she can do anything, he punches her again, and she falls down. He kicks her a few times, and then he picks her up and throws her against a wall. He puts his face right up to hers and says, “Not very fucking tough tonight, are you, Batman?”
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Tips on becoming a serious Computer Gamer. -Written by residents of the Arizona mental health facility. 1. Ignore all family and friends: They will only get in the way. The computer is your friend, your mentor, and your leader. Try giving it a name, and draw a face on it for personality. 2. Become totally immersed in the world of games: When you can’t remember if your algebra homework was to finish page 30 in the book, or rescue the…
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Dave Hansen buys some camping gear at Wal-Mart, places his purchases on the checkout counter, and offers his new Visa card to the pretty blonde clerk. She dilligently inspects the card and says “I’m sorry, Sir, you haven’t signed your card. I can’t accept it until it’s signed.” Dave takes out his pen, signs the card, and returns it to the pretty blonde ‘associate’. She smiles cheerfully, rings up the sale, and passes the Visa slip to Dave for his…
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One day a hillbilly walks into a police station because he wants to get a job as a deputy, which he’s wanted to be his whole life. So he goes over to the sheriff’s desk and says to the sheriff,”I’m hear to be a deputy.” The sheriff laughs and says, “Well lets see if you’re qualified, son.” The sheriff asks him a question and the hillbilly gives him an answer. The sheriff says, “Close enough.” The sheriff then asks him,…
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Question: Where was Monica Lewinsky during the President’s State of the Union speech? Answer: Hiding behind the podium. That’s why Clinton had a smile on his face.
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Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The first woman said, “When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me.” The second woman commented, “Well, isn’t that nice.” The first woman continued “When my second child was born, my husband bought me that fine Cadillac automobile you see parked in the drive.” Again, the comment, “Well, isn’t that nice.” The first boasted, “Then, when my…
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Feeling a bit paranoid, a rich businessman decided to test the fidelity of his wife and his mistress by putting them both on the same cruise ship vacation in the Caribbean. He booked two adjacent rooms for the two women and then begged off from accompanying them because of business concerns. Once the cruise trip ended, he would question his wife and his mistress separately on each other’s behavior during the cruise without letting on about their relationship with him.…
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Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water Bed Nixon: His biggest fear – the Cold War Clinton: His biggest fear – a Cold Sore Nixon: Carpet bombing Clinton: Carpet burning Nixon: His Vice President was a Greek Clinton: His Vice President is a geek Nixon: Couldn’t stop Kissinger Clinton: Couldn’t stop kissing her Nixon: Couldn’t explain the 18-minute gap in the Watergate tape Clinton: Couldn’t explain the 36-DD bra in his brief case Nixon: His nickname Tricky Dick Clinton: No difference Nixon: Ex-President…
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Bill Clinton, Al Gore and George W. Bush died and found themselves standing on the other side of the Jordan River looking across at the Promised Land. The Archangel Michael was standing on the other side and shouted over to the three surprised American, “Contrary to what you have been taught, each of you will have to wade across the Jordan River.” As Michael saw their perplexed looks, he assured them by saying, “Don’t worry. You will sink only proportionally,…
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