Yo mama so poor Jokes

Yo mama so poor, she went to KFC and licked everybody else’s fingers.

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Your mama is so poor, for Christmas, she bought you a tape of children playing with toys. Your mama is so black when she steps out the car, the oil light goes on. Your mama’s like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw. Your mama’s like Walmart, buy one get one free.

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Yo mama so poor I went up to her doorstep, rang the door bell, and she opened up the window and said, “DING DONG!”

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Yo mama is so fat she went outside and jumped up and got stuck. Yo mama is so poor, you and your family had a block of ice shaped like a turkey for thankgiving, talking bout “who wants to carve the ice ?” I make your mama feel so low that she could play raquetball against the curb.

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Yo mama so stupid so thought that Old English 101 was a class. Yo Mama so poor that they only get two channels: Off and On. Yo Mama’s house is so small her Welcome mat only says “WEL.”

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Yo family is so poor, i was at your house and i had to use the bathroom, and your mama said “third bucket on the left.” Yo family is so poor, i stepped on a cigarette in the floor, and your mama said “who turned down the heat?” Yo family is so poor, i was riding on a skateboard i found in your front yard, and your mama came out and said, “get off the family car!” Yo mama is…

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Your mamas so poor she couldn’t afford to pay attention. Your mamas so short she couldn’t reach a conclusion Your mamas so short she jumped off of the curb and killed herself.

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SO BIG Yo mama’s so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step. Yo mama’s so big, her belly button’s got an echo. Yo mama’s so big, she can’t wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back. Yo mama’s so big, she rollerskates on busses. Yo mama’s so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers. Yo mama’s so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker. Yo mama’s so big, she uses bowling…

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1) your mama is soo ugly she made Freddy Kruger have nightmares. 2) your mama is so poor , she stole free chesse 3) your mama is soooo fat she sat on a cruve and made a driveway 4)your mama is soooo old , she left her purse in Noah’s ark 4)your mamas soo stupid, she returned a dounut because it had a hole in it 5) your mamas sooo fat , she went to class and sat next to…

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