Yo mama joke Jokes

Your mama is so stupid she tried to drown a fish. Your mama is so stupid she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.

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1)Yo mama’s lips are so big, Chapstick had to make an aerosol. 2)Yo mama is sooo fat, her high school Sr picture was taken from a blimp. 3)Yo mama is soo fat, she got more chins than China town. 4)Yo mama’s so fat, you can’t even see her legs……it just looks like she is glidin across the floor. 5)Yo mama’s soooo fat, when she goes to check the mail….it measures on the rector scale. 6)Yo mama ain’t got any back,…

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Yo mama so fat, whenever she wears a red dress, everyone calls her Kool-Aid!!!!!!!!

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1) your mama is soo ugly she made Freddy Kruger have nightmares. 2) your mama is so poor , she stole free chesse 3) your mama is soooo fat she sat on a cruve and made a driveway 4)your mama is soooo old , she left her purse in Noah’s ark 4)your mamas soo stupid, she returned a dounut because it had a hole in it 5) your mamas sooo fat , she went to class and sat next to…

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Yo mama’s so stupid she locked her keys in the car and couldn’t get out for a week!

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your mama is so stupid she took toilet paper to a crap game. your mama is so stupid she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.

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Yo mama’s so ugly she is Pentagon’s secret weapon. Yo mama is so ugly her photograph was Dr.Kevorkian’s favourite tool. Yo mama is so ugly CIA uses her picture to make Russian spies speak. Yo mama is so ugly that when Fox Mulder saw her he said “I knew they were here!” Yo mama is so ugly that plan B in “Armageddon” was to make the asteroid turn by launching her picture into the orbit.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on a scale it says, “To be continued” Yo mama is sooo fat, when she sits around the house, SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo Mama is so fat, when she steps on the scale it says, “One at a time please”

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your mama is so ugly I just forgot the joke.

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