Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
NASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board are two pigs and Kiki, a stunning blonde. When the rocket is outside the stratosphere, the first stage drops off. Contact is made: “Houston here, Pig 1, Pig 1, do you read us, over.” “Oink, oink. Pig 1 here, Houston, read you loud and clear!” “Pig 1, do you still know your instructions?” “Yes, when we get to the moon, I press the red button to initiate the moon landing,…
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It is the year 1998.The US, Russia and Poland were at a huge international space meeting in Moscow. The US gets up on the stage, so they tell about their space program. “We have accomplished alot in space technology,we have had men on the moon,we have sent up many satellites.” They go on about the program for about 30 minutes. Then it’s Russia’s turn,so they get up there and tell about their program. “Well, we have sent men to the…
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Q: WHAT SEPARATES THE CHEESEHEADS FROM THE SHITHEADS? A: THE ILLINOIS STATE LINE.
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Q.How do you start a marathon in Packistan? A.Roll a penny down the road
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Once a long time ago, there was a season when neither the Packers nor the Vikings made the post-season playoffs. It seemed so unusual that the management of both teams got together and decided that there should be some sort of competition between the two teams, because of their great on-going rivalry. So they decided on a week-long fishing competition. The team that catches the most fish at the end of the week wins. On a cold, northern Wisconsin lake,…
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A porter, loaded down with suitcases, followed the couple to the airline check-in counter. As they approached the line, the husband glanced at the pile of luggage and said to his wife, “Why didn’t you bring the piano, too?” “Are you trying to be funny?” she replied. “No” he sighed, forlornly. “I left the tickets on it.”
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Two blondes were walking down the sidewalk, when one of them spots a compact lying by the curb. She opens the compact and looks at the mirror and exclaims to her friend “Hey, this girl looks familiar!” Her friend reaches over, looks in the mirror and says, “You dumb shit! It’s me!”
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A bunch of country dogs, out for the first time in the big city happen upon a long street lined with parking meters. At the sight of these unusual meters one country dog looks to another and says, “well wouldja lookit that, them thar are pay toilets.” not funny, but honest
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Is a successful elephant a Triumphant????????
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A woman gets home, runs into her house, slams the door and shouts, “Honey, pack your bags. I just won the lottery!” The husband says, “Wow! That’s great! Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?” She says, “I don’t care. Just get the hell out.”
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