Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Day 1. Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to reenact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried. Wussy. Day 2. Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He’s impotent, he says, and he wants me to be the first to know. Why doesn’t he tell me something I don’t know! I mean, gimme a break. He’s been dysfunctional for so long that he…
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Tarzan decided to return to civilization with Jane and their son. He also decided to find work in the city. This was how his job interview went : Interviewer : Name? Tarzan : Me, Tarzan. Interviewer : Married? Tarzan : Wife Jane. Interviewer : Children? Tarzan : Son Boy. Interviewer : Anything else to your name besides Tarzan? Tarzan : Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle. Interviewer : Jane’s whole name? Tarzan : Jane’s hole named Pussy.
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April 26, 1999 Why I Fired My Secretary Two weeks ago, was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn’t feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went into breakfast, knowing my wife would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday,” and probably have a present for me. She didn’t even say “Good Morning,” let alone any “Happy Birthday.” I thought, “Well, that’s wives for you. The children will remember.” The children came in to breakfast and didn’t say a word. When I…
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