Wearing your seatbelt Jokes

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There was a man driving when he spotted a policeman. He turned to his wife and said, “Quick! Grab the steering wheel while I get my seatbelt on!” The policeman approaches the car. The policeman says, “I know you weren’t wearing your seatbelt!” The man replies, “Yes I was– ask my wife!” The policeman says, “Well, ma’am?” His wife replies, “After all these years, I’ve learned one thing… not to argue with him when he’s drunk!”

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Stopped for Speeding

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place . . . The man says, “What’s the problem, Officer?” Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55-zone.” Man: “No Sir, I was going 65.” Wife: “Oh, Harry, you were going 80.” (The man gives his wife a dirty look.) Officer: “I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.” Man: “Broken tail light? I didn’t…

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