Walking through the woods Jokes

SOME HUNTING SHIT

One day these two hunters are walking through the woods when the one turns to his friend and tells him that he has to go take a shit. About 10-15 minutes go by and his friend is still not back, and while waiting for him up against the tree he spots a deer and shoots it. While gutting the deer he gets a devilish idea to take a handfull of the deer guts and sneak over to the spot where…

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The Big Hole

Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. “Wow…that looks deep.” “Sure does… toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is.” They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait… no noise. “Jeeez. That is REALLY deep… here.. throw one of these great big rocks down there. Those should make a noise.” They pick up a couple of football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and…

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Train Tracks

One day a blonde was walking through the woods when she came up to some train tracks, and a brunette was jumping across them chanting “21, 21, 21, 21…” and so on. The blonde asked the brunette what she was doing, and the brunette just kept jumping over the tracks chanting “21, 21, 21, 21…” After the blonde just sat on the tracks watching the brunette jumping the tracks, the brunette jumped aside the tracks and watched the blonde. The…

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Golden Frog

A bear and a rabbit are walking through the woods when they come across a golden frog. They think this is an amazing discovery and they are even more amazed when it talks to them. The golden frog admits that he is a magical frog, and doesn’t often meet other residents of the forest, but when he does, he grants them three wishes each. The bear immediately asks that all the other bears in the forest be female. The frog…

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The Frog Prince …… (revised even further)

A sad lonely Princess was walking through the forest contemplating her life when she suddenly stumbled upon a frog. After a few initial looks she scanned the woods to make sure that no one would see and leaning down she gave the frog a single kiss on the head. To her surprise a flash and a cloud of white smoke revealed the most handsome Prince she had ever laid her eyes on. Falling to her knees she implored the Prince,…

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Whole Lotta Yo Mama

SO BIG Yo mama’s so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step. Yo mama’s so big, her belly button’s got an echo. Yo mama’s so big, she can’t wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back. Yo mama’s so big, she rollerskates on busses. Yo mama’s so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers. Yo mama’s so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker. Yo mama’s so big, she uses bowling…

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