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Vocabulary Lesson: Indifferent

The teacher asked who in the class could define the word “indifferent.” Little Johnny raised his hand and said, “That’s easy, it means it feels so good.” The teacher asked how he came up with that definition, and Johnny said, “I was up in my room last night, and my sister and her boyfriend were down on the porch, and I heard her say, ‘That feels so good’ and her boyfriend said, ‘That’s cause it’s in different.’”

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Define the Word

I was teaching my fifth-graders their weekly vocabulary lesson in reading class and was working on using the word, “afford,” properly. I called on a little boy named Michael, and I asked him what he thought the word, “afford” meant. He, very innocently, replied, “It’s a truck.”

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