Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A West Virginia State trooper pulls over a pickupon I-79. He says to the driver, “Got any ID?” The driver says, “‘Bout what?” ———————————— Q: Did you hear about the $3,000,000 West Virginia State Lottery? A: The winner gets $3 a year for a million years. ———————————— Q: Why did O.J. Simpson want to move to southern West Virginia? A: He heard that everyone has the same DNA. ———————————— Q: Did you hear that the governor’s mansion in Charleston, WV…
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Two Polish guys are discussing one of the guy’s upcoming wedding . . . “I’m not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not,” he said. His buddy replies, “Oh, there’s an easy test for that. All you need is some red paint, some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one of your balls red and the other blue. On your honeymoon, if she laughs and says, ‘Those are the funniest balls I’ve ever seen!’ you hit…
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Bill Clinton arrived Friday in the Virgin Islands to deliver a speech. That’s not all he delivered. After he left Monday morning, the government had to change the name of the place.
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Q: What is the dumbest thing a blonde could ask her mom? A: Are you still a virgin?
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What do you call a group of virgins covered with whipped cream? A cherry pie.
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Q: What do you call a virgin in the White House? A: A woman that can run faster than Bill
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Q. What do you call a virgin in German? A. “Goodentight”
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Three girls died and were brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel. St. Peter asked the girls, “Before entering you must answer this simple question.” “Which is……?”, they replied in unison. “Have you been a good girl?” He asked the first girl. “Oh yes,” she said. “I was a virgin before I got married, and was still a virgin after i got married.” “Very good”, said St.…
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How do you know the tooth brush was invented in West Virginia? If invented anywhere else it would be called a teeth brush.
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The Pope and President Clinton just happened to die on the same day. Now obviously the Pope was to go to heaven and Clinton was supposed to go to hell. Somehow this gets crossed up. God and Satan realized their error and Satan sent the Pope up and God sent Clinton down. They just happened to meet in the middle, so they stopped to chit-chat for a minute. Clinton asked the pope,”What had you hoped to do when you got…
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