asscons
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where π means a smile and π is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by π and π respectively. Well, how about some “asscons”? (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_._) a flat ass (_^^_) a bubble ass (_*_) a sore ass (_!__) a lop-sided ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that’s been around (_O_) an ass that’s been around even moreβ¦

