Turtle Jokes

If a turtle loses its shell, is it homeless or naked?

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What you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke….

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Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Ave. Beaver Valley, CO Dec. 14, 1986 My Darling, I went to the door today and the postman delivered a “partridge in a pear tree”. What a thoroughly delightful gift. I couldn’t have been more surprised. You’re an angel. With all my love and devotion, Agnes Miss Agnes McHolstein Dec. 15, 1986 Darling, Today, the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine “Two turtle doves”. I’m delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are…

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December 14th Dearest John: I went to the door today and UPS was here with a partridge in a pear tree. What a delightful gift. I couldn’t have been more surprised. With dearest love and affection, Agnes December 15th Dearest John: Today, UPS brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine, two turtle doves? I’m just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. All my love, Agnes December 16th Dear John: Oh, aren’t you the extravagant one! Now…

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A young man was invited to the office party, and told it was fancy dress. Wanting to impress his co-workers he racked his brains to come up with an original idea. The night of the party arrived. He knocked at the door and entered into the room. Not only was he stark naked but his girlfriend, who he was giving a piggy-back to, was also stark naked. The office manager raced up to him and said ‘WHAT ON EARTH ARE…

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