Triplet Jokes

The Triplet Joke

This particular set of triplets were still inside their mother. They were having a conversation about what they were going to be when they grow up. The first one said, “I’m going to be an electrician because it’s dark in here!” The second said, “I’m going to be a plumber because I am tired of all this water.” The third said, “I’m going to be a boxer.” The other two asked him,”Why are you going to be a boxer?” He…

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A pregnant lady walked into a bank in the middle of a robbery, and was shot three times in the stomach. She was rushed to the hospital and asked if the triplets would be ok the doctor said they will pass the bullet in nine years. Nine years pass and one of the boys came home from school and said, “Mommy, mommy, I shit a bullet!” and she said “That is normal.” Then another boy came out of the bathroom…

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