Tranquilizer Jokes

Heart Condition

A nervous man with a heart condition, accompanied by his nagging wife, was being examined by a doctor. After checking the chart, he nodded and wrote the man a prescription for a super powerful tranquilizer. The man asked, “How often do I take these?” “Once every six hours. But they’re not for you,” replied the doctor. “They’re for your wife.”

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The Cure for The Kid

The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, “You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly.” On her next visit, the psychiatrist asked, “Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?” “Yes,” the mother answered. “And how is your son now?” he asked. “Who gives a shit?” she replied.

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