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What the Amish Saw

One day two guys in a truck were driving down the road and their were 2 Amish men behind them. The passenger of the truck says, “I gotta take a crap.” The driver says, “You just did back at the truck stop!” The passenger sticks his butt out the window and takes a crap! The crap lands on one of the Amish men. The other one said, “What kind of chewing tobacco did that guy spit on you?” He said,…

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What’s My Trouble?

An annoyingly self-righteous man went to the doctor for a check-up. He said, “I feel terrible. Please examine me and tell me what’s wrong with me.” “Let’s begin with a few questions,” said the doctor. “Do you drink much?” “Alcohol?” said the man. “I’m a teetotaler. Never touch a drop.” “How about smoking?” asked the doctor. “Never,” replied the man. “Tobacco is bad, and I have strong principles against it.” “Well, uh,” said the doctor, “do you have much sex…

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