LADY IN BAR
A BLONDE WALKED INTO A BAR AND SHE WAS WEARING ONE OF THOSE TIGHT 70’S PANTS. THE BARTENDER SAID “HOW DO YOU GET INTO THOSE TIGHT PANTS”. THE LADY REPLIED FIRST YOU HAVE TO START WITH BUYING ME A DRINK.
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Tight pants Jokes
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Yo mamma — THE LIST YO MAMMA IS SO FAT ?Yo momma so fat her nickname is “DAMN!” ?Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. ?Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now ?Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise ?Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone ?Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors ?Yo mamma so fat you have to roll…
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3 pick up lines for men
1. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can still make your ‘Bed-rock’ 2. Your eyes are like spanners, every time I see them my nuts tighten. 3. I love every bone in your body, especially the one in my pants.
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Little Johnny and the Eel
Seven-year-old little Johnny, like other boys his age, are rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from the other boys, and he wondered just what it was all about. One day he asked his mother, and she became quite flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains later that night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. So he did this, and the next morning he gave this…
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Yo mamma — THE LIST
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT ?Yo momma so fat her nickname is “DAMN!” ?Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. ?Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now ?Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise ?Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone ?Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors ?Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off…
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