Thesaurus Jokes

Unable to follow directions????

Follow these directions exactly! Does Bill Gates have a problem we don’t know about?? Or does he actually has a sense of humour..?? 1. Open a new document in WORD 2. Type “Unable to follow directions” (without the quotes) 3. Highlight the entire sentence you just typed 4. Click Tools; Thesaurus (or hit shift-F7 to open the thesaurus)and then read out the result…

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Interactive Viagra joke

Today’s joke is interactive and requires the use of Microsoft Word 97. 1) Go into Microsoft Word 97. Create a new sheet. 2) On the sheet, type the words “unable to find my Viagra” 3) Highlight the entire line you typed in. 4) Go to your menu bar. 5) Select Tools, Thesaurus. (Sometimes it is Tools, Language, Thesaurus) 6) Look what it says.

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