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Why did the Mexican throw his wife out of the window? Ta’kill’ha
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Tequila Jokes
16 signs Your Kid’s In The Wrong Pre-School
16) Child comes home without glasses claiming to have lost them in a game of “Lord of the Flies.” 15) Your son thinks making hand-puppets requires a paper bag, some waterpaints, and no pants. 14) “OK, kids! Gather ’round the pentagram for sing-a-long time!” 13) Potty training involves a lighter, a clip and rolling papers. 12) First school fund-raiser is for the Salman Rushdie fatwa reward prize. 11) No student has ever jumped from Mary Margaret’s School for the Gender…
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10 Shots
This guy sits down at a bar and says to the Bartender, “Give me 10 shots of Tequila. Just line ’em up right here!” The Bartender looks at him and says, “Man, that’s a lot of Tequila, can I ask why you want so many shots?” The guy replies, “I just had my first blow job!” The Bartender says, “ALRIGHT! Tell you what, The eleventh one’s on me!” The guy says, “Naw, if ten shots of Tequila doesn’t get the…
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Bar Talk Interpretations
No, really, I’m O.K. to drive… – I’m wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I’m going with I’m not used to these darts… – I’m not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I’m this bombed. Let’s go out to my car and get some cigarettes…(male to female) – You would look great face down in my lap. Want to check out my new car stereo? (male to female) – I have…
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Mexican Shock!
Q: Why did the Mexican throw his wife out of the window? A: Tequila!
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Your Wife?
Man walks into the bar and says, “Bartender, give me 4 shots of tequila!” Bartender says, “Jeez buddy, rough day?” Man says,”I just found out my younger brother is gay.” Bartender says,”oh..I’m sorry..” And he pours the drinks… Next day, same man walks into the bar and says, “Bartender, give me 4 shots of tequila!” Bartender says, “You still having trouble with your gay younger brother?” Man says, “No, I just found out that my older brother is gay.” Bartender…
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FREE BEER
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar: FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. Bartender: “Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once AND, you can’t make a face while doing it. Second, there’s a ‘gator out back with a sore tooth…you have to remove…
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