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Malawi Voters Tell Economic Crisis, ‘You’re Fired!’, Opt For 85-Year-Old Political Veteran Instead

Malawi voters, it seems, have had enough of the economic rollercoaster! They’ve decided to tell their current woes, ‘You’re fired!’ and instead, bring back an 85-year-old political veteran for another go. ? Peter Mutharika, a former president and now an octogenarian comeback kid, successfully unseated Lazarus Chakwera. Chakwera’s tenure was, let’s just say, a bit of a mixed bag – if that bag contained a multi-year economic crisis, sky-high inflation, essential goods shortages, a sprinkle of climate disasters, and the…

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What’s at Steak?

A man goes to a fancy steakhouse, one of the fanciest in town, and orders the house special. The waiter brings the first course, soup, and the man notices the waiter’s thumb in the soup. He is about to protest, but says nothing; after all, this was a fancy restaurant, one of the city’s best. When the waiter brings the steak, our man sees his thumb on the steak. He speaks up to ask, “Why did you put your thumb…

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Teacher/Student Conversations

Teacher: What comes after “G”? Student: Whiz Teacher: No,lets try again. What comes after “T”? Student: V Teacher: No, but I will give you one more chance. What comes after “O”? Student: Boy! Teacher: Name the four seasons. Student: Pepper salt, vinegar and mustard. Teacher: I hope that you are not talking in class anymore. Student: No, just the same amount.

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New Teacher

Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, “Hello class, I’m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an “r” after the first letter.” The entire class says, “Hello Mrs. Prussy.” A few days later the regular teacher is still sick. When Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is. Johnny thinks hard and says to the teacher, “I Remember it has…

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Teaching Him to be a Gentleman

US humorist, illustrator and poet Oliver Herford was traveling on a trolley one day with his young nephew on his lap. The car was so crowded that when an attractive blonde entered, she was obliged to stand. Herford have her an admiring look and said to his nephew, “My boy, why don’t you get up and give the lady your seat?”

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Coffee, tea or what??

There was this guy sitting on a plane waiting for take-off. The pilot comes over the loud-speaker and announces their destination and the altitude at which they will be flying. Not realizing that he has left the loud-speaker on, the pilot leans over and says to the co-pilot: “I could really use a cup of coffee and a blo-job”. Almost instantly, a stewardess runs to the front of the plane to inform the pilot his mike was on. Upon seeing…

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Concerned Teacher

Little Benny came home from his first day of school and said, “Mommy, the teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers and sisters who will be coming to my school.” “That’s nice of her to take such an interest in your family, Dear. What did she say when you told her that you are the only child?” She just said, “Thank goodness!”

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Stupid Teachers

A teacher once stood up and said to her class, “Anyone who thinks that they are stupid, please stand up.” No one stood up for a few seconds and then in the back of the room, little Jimmy rose. “Jimmy, why do you think you are stupid?” The teacher asked. Jimmy quickly replied, “Oh I don’t think that, I just didn’t want you standing up there by yourself!”

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