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The Cross-Examination

A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it went like this: Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q: Officer, who provided this description? A: The officer who responded to the scene. Q: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers? A: Yes sir,…

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Crossword Puzzle Expert

A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. “This is exciting,” thought the gentleman. “I’ve always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I’ll be able to see him in person.” Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. “This is…

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Border Crossing 2

One day at the border the border guards noticed a huge group of mexicans that were crossing the border in pairs. The guards went down to investigate and asked one man what was going on here. The man said,” Well that sign says (NO TRESpassing)”

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Wading Across Jordan

Bill Clinton, Al Gore and George W. Bush died and found themselves standing on the other side of the Jordan River looking across at the Promised Land. The Archangel Michael was standing on the other side and shouted over to the three surprised American, “Contrary to what you have been taught, each of you will have to wade across the Jordan River.” As Michael saw their perplexed looks, he assured them by saying, “Don’t worry. You will sink only proportionally,…

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Star Wars featuring the Road-Crossing Chicken

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road… In the Words of the Star Wars Characters YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great. DARTH VADER: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side. LUKE: Crossing the road is one thing, this is…totally different. LEIA: I don’t know…but I have a bad feeling about this. HAN: Hurry up, Colonel Sanders, or you’re gonna be a permanent resident! C3P0: I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing…

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Border Crossing

A Mexican is trying to cross the border to America when a border guard stops him. The border guard says to the Mexican that before he can cross he has to make a sentence for every word that the border guard gives him. The border guard tells him that he has to use the words green, pink, and yellow. The Mexican agrees and says, “Ok I’m ready.” The border guard says,”Ok go ahead.” The Mexican says,” The telephone goes green…

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River Crossing

Two blondes are standing on the bank of a river across the river from each other. One blonde yells to the other blonde, “HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE?” The other blonde yells back, “YOU ARE ALREADY ON THE OTHER SIDE!”

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