Blondes in a Pool
Q: What do you call 4 blondes at the bottom of a swimming pool? A: Air Bubbles
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Swimming pool Jokes
Ooops
Saturday morning, Phil arrives at the club for a golf date when he remembers that he forgot to let his wife know that Sears is delivering the new couch around noon. He picks up the phone in the lounge and calls home. “Hello”, says a little girl’s voice. “Hi, honey, it’s Daddy. Can I speak to Mommy please.” “No, Daddy, she’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Ted. This stops Phil for a moment. “Sweetie, you don’t have an Uncle…
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Different Perspectives
Smoking helps you lose weight . . . one lung at a time! Tell a man there are 400 billion stars, and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it to see. Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Bad English
English in Non-English Speaking Countries! Examples of how English is being used in different parts of the world: In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In…
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why did the elephants have to get out of the swimming pool? Because there trunks kept falling down
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disabled swimmers
A disabled swimming class is currently on at a swimming pool and a group of cripples are crowding round the pool. “I’ll bet I can swim two lengths in a minute,” says a man with one arm. He jumps in and swims the two lengths in just under one minute. “That’s nothing, I can do it less than that,” says a man with no arms. He jumps in and struggles through the two lengths in a better time to the…
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Things Learned From Children
Things Learned from Children For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning. For those who have not yet had children, think of this as birth control. 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house, 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.…
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How To Kill A Blonde
Q: How do you kill a blonde A: Put a mirror on the bottom of a swimming pool
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Whole Lotta Yo Mama
SO BIG Yo mama’s so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step. Yo mama’s so big, her belly button’s got an echo. Yo mama’s so big, she can’t wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back. Yo mama’s so big, she rollerskates on busses. Yo mama’s so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers. Yo mama’s so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker. Yo mama’s so big, she uses bowling…
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the millionaire’s party
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his fiftieth birthday, so during this party he grabs the mic and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. “I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.” So the party continues with no events in the pool, until SUDDENLY, there is a great splash…
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