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Five Short Ones About Kids

My grandson was telling me that he and his three playmates attended different churches. Then he added, “It really doesn’t matter if we go to different churches, does it, Grandma, as long as we’re all Republicans?” A new neighbor asked the little girl next door if she had any brothers and sisters. She replied, “No, I’m the lonely child.” My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, “Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?” I mentally…

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Little Johnnie learns the word Fascinate

Little Johnnie’s teacher asked the students to use the word FASCINATE in a sentence. Susie raised her hand and the teacher called on her. She said, “The stars really are fascinating.” The teacher said, “No Susie, I wanted you to use just ‘fascinate’.” Scottie raised his hand and was called on. He said, “The museum we went to last week fascinated me.” Again the teacher said, “No Scottie, I wanted you to use just ‘fascinate’.” Finally Johnnie raised his hand…

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Dog in Heat

This little girl Susie comes home from school and asks her mom if she can take the dog for a walk. Her mom says “No, Rover is in heat!” Susie asks her mom what that means. “Susie go ask your dad!” She goes out to the garage and asks her father the same question. Her father says, “Give me the dog for a moment.” He pours gas on its butt. Then, he tells Susie, “You can take Rover for a…

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