Suppository Jokes

Suppository Prescription

A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor examines him and gives him a prescription for suppositories. “Take two of these a day and come back in two weeks”, said the doc. After two weeks, the guy returns and the doctor says, “Well, how did that medicine I prescribed work for you?” The guy says, “Doctor, for all the good those damned things did me, I coulda shoved ’em up my butt!”

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Old Man With An Ear Ache

An old man is in the doctor’s office complaining of an ear ache. After examining him, the doctor asks the old man why he has a Preparation-H suppository in his ear. “I don’t rightly know,” the old man replies, “But I hate to think where my hearing aid is…”

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Fertilizer Chain Letter

Dear Friends, This letter is being sent to you for I know that you are certainly interested in your lawn. The spring season is about to arrive, and it is time to act if you want a truly spectacular lawn this summer. This is a fertilizer chain letter. It will cost you nothing. Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address of the person on the top of this list and shit on their front lawn. You will not…

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