Strawberry
A man goes to the doctor, and says, “Doc, I’ve got a strawberry stuck up my arse.” The doctor says, “Ah..I’ve got some cream for that.”
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Strawberry Jokes
Strawberry Topping
There once was an old farmer who was hauling a load of manure in his truck. Unfortunately, his truck broke down just outside the fence of a mental institution. As the farmer was trying to repair his truck a patient from the mental institution came to the fence and asked the farmer, “Hey, buddy what are you going to do with that manure?” The farmer replied, “I’m going to put it on my strawberries.” The mental patient scratched his head…
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Elephant Q&A
Do you know how to pass an elephant under the door? Put him in an envelope… What if it doesn’t fit? Take off the seal… How do you hide an elephant in an strawberry field? Paint his nails red… How do you make an elephant not pass by the door? Make a knot in his tail… How do you know that there is an elephant in the pool? There is a round pair of shoes beside the pool… How does…
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What Flavor?
The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, “What kinds of ice cream do you have?” “Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry,” the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to continue. “You got laryngitis?” the young man asked, sympathetically. “Nope.” she whispered, “Just vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.”
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Chocolate icecream
A man went to the store and asked the female cashier behind the counter, “Do you have any chocolate ice cream?” The cashier replies, “No we are out of chocolate ice cream.” So the man asks, “Can I get a gallon of chocolate ice cream?” The cashier says, “No! we are out of chocolate ice cream.” The man asks, ‘Can I get a half gallon of chocalate ice cream.” The cashier, getting frustrated, says “No! we are out of it.”…
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ice cream
I was in an ice cream parlor with my friend the other day, Sunday I believe. We watched as a very old limozine pulled up front and parked. A lovely older lady and a small young female ,about 6 years old got out and walked into the parlor. The well dressed older lady asked the young girl what kind of ice cream did she want for her birthday party? The young girl replied ‘Chocolate”. The young man behind the counter…
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Three Three Explorers Meet The Cannibals
Three famous explorers, Dr. Smith, Dr. Doe and Dr. Jones, were on an anthropological excursion into the deepest jungle of Borneo when they were captured by a tribe of head-hunting cannibals. When the three captive explorers were brought into the village, the cannibals’ chief told them, “You all trespassers! We no like trespassers. We eat trespassers. But we very fair. You three take test first. If you pass test, you go away alive. But if you fail, you lose head…
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