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The Rabbit Next Door

This is a TRUE story! These people owned a dog and their neighbor, a rabbit. When ever the neighbors put their rabbit outside, the people with a dog would have to bring their dog in. One day the people with the dog came dome and found the dog with a filthy, DEAD, rabbit in its mouth! So they did the only thing they could do, wash it, blow dry it, fluff up the fur and put it back in the…

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Strange Sensation

A blonde woman goes to see her Podiatrist. She says, “Doc, I just got back from a few weeks in the Bahamas, and the weather was so great that I spent most of the days just lying on the sand. But the strangest thing happened. Whenever a good-looking guy came by, I would get this strange tingling sensation between my toes.” The podiatrist thought this was kind of unusual and examined her. He asked her if she had this sensation…

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What’s For Supper?

There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farmhand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the sheep, the French farmhand took the parts and was about to throw them into the trash. “No!” yelled the farmer, “Don’t throw those away! My wife fries them up and we eat them, they’re delicious! They’re called Sheep Fries!” The farmhand saved the parts and took them to the farmer’s wife who cooked them up for…

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