Steep hill Jokes

Jimmy and Johnny, panting and pulling on their tandem bicycle, finally reached the top of a long, steep hill. “Whew!” gasped Jimmy. “What a climb!” “Sure was!” agreed Johnny. “If I hadn’t kept the brake on, we’d have gone down backward.”

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A truck driver was barely creeping up a very steep hill with his rig when he reached the top. On the downward descent of the same hill he noticed what appeared to be a couple laying right in the middle of the road. The closer he got it appeared that they were making love. He immediately began blowing the airhorn and applying the brakes. The couple continued their passionate ways as the driver came screeching to a halt only inches…

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“BIT” = A wager as in, “I bit you cain’t spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways.” “BYTE” = First word in a kiss-off phrase. “CURSOR” = What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend. “FLOPPY” = When ya’ll can’t get it up no more. “DIGITAL CONTROL” = What yore fingers do on the TV remote. “HARD DRIVE” = Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires while pulling a trailer…

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