Sponge bath Jokes

Black Sponge

A little boy accidentally walks into the bathroom and sees his mother naked. The little boy in awe says, “Mommy, what is that?!” His mother replied with, “Ahh, it’s my black sponge…now, go outside and play.” The next day, the little boy once again walked into the bathroom and saw his mother naked. The little boy asked, “Mommy, what happened to your black sponge?” The mother replied, “I lost it…now, go outside and play.” The next day, the little boy…

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Cure for Migraines

When the doctor takes his history and does the physical exam, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL has seen no improvement. “Listen,” says the Doc, “I have migranes, too, and the advice I’m going to give you isn’t really anything I learned in medical school, but it’s advice that I’ve gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice…

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Thoughts to ponder

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn’t live there. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? (Jared: what do you think?) Whatever happened to preparations A through G? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? I went…

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