Snowmobile Jokes

eskimo’s snowmobile

Once there was an Eskimo who had a snowmobile. He LOVED his snowmobile and rode it everywhere he went. One day his snowmobile wouldn’t start. He took it to the snowmobile repair shop and told the repairman of his problem. The repairman began to look for the problem. As he was looking at the engine, he said to the Eskimo, “Oh, it looks like you’ve blown a seal.” The Eskimo, wiping his mouth nervously, replied, “Oh, no, that’s just snow…”

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You know you’re from Minnesota when….

You measure distance in minutes. Weather is 80% of your conversation. “Down south” to you means Iowa. Snow tires came standard on your car. You have no concept of public transportation. 75% of your graduating high school class went to the University of Minnesota. You know more than 1 person that has hit a deer. People from other states love to hear you say words with O’s in them. You know what and where Dinkytown is. You have no problem…

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Snow Job

An eskimo is having trouble with his snowmobile, so he takes it to the shop. The mechanic tells him to stop by later for the estimate. Later that day, the eskimo returns and asks the mechanic, “What seems to be the trouble?” The mechanic says, “Well, it looks like you blew a seal.” The eskimo wipes his mouth vigorously and says, “No,no, I was just eating some ice cream, honest.”

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