Sitting on the porch Jokes - page 2

My neighbor was sitting on his porch and he looked pretty annoyed. I asked him what was wrong. He told me about his problems with cloth diapers — smelly, dirty. I told him to buy the disposable kind. So the next day he was on his porch again. He still looked kind of annoyed. I asked him how the disposable diapers were working out. Before he had a chance to answer, the kid came out with his pants sagging down.…

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An old man was sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor’s kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out “Hey boy, whatcha got there?” Boy yells back “Roll of chicken wire.” Old man says “What you gonna do with that?” Boy says “Gonna catch some chickens.” Old man yells “You damn fool, you can’t catch chickens with chicken wire!” Boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening…

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