Single ladies Jokes

Wedding Party

A minister was planning a short wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction, he had planned to call the couple down to be married before the congregation. For the life of him, though, he couldn’t think of the names of those two people! “Will those wanting to get married please come down to the front at this time?” he requested. Immediately, nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers, and six single men stepped to the…

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Law Abiding Citizen

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to…

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