Ship sinks Jokes

What do you call Frosty the snowman in June? A puddle! What kind of ship never sinks? Friendship! What is Black and white and red all over? A cow that didn’t wear sunblock! What is the main use for cow-hide? The main use is to use the cowhide and cover the cow’s body!

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(Scene 1) KATE WINSLET: My, this is a fancy boat, isn’t it? KATE’S WEASELLY FIANCE: Yes, it certainly is. Here is the art you asked for. It is by an artist named “Picasso.” I am certain he will amount to nothing. KATE: Ha ha ha. That is very funny to our 90’s audience, because they know these priceless paintings will sink with the boat. LEONARDO DiCAPRIO: Hello, I’m Leonardo DiCaprio. Perhaps you have seen the many Internet sites dedicated to…

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