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*Why do Bees hum? Because they don’t know the words. *Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. *What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A Woolly Jumper. *Why do birds fly south in autumn? Because it is too far to walk. *What is yellow and very dangerous? Sharkinfested custard. *What has an eye and doesn’t cry? A needle. * When does Thursday come before Wednesday? In a dictionary. *What has wings and…

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Anti-Lawyer Q & A’s (A Baker’s Dozen)

Q. How many lawyers does it take to roof a house? A. Depends on how thin you slice them. Q. Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? A. Professional courtesy. Q. Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor? A. No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print. Q. How do you know when your divorce is getting ugly? A. When your lawyer doesn’t seem like a bloodsucking leech anymore. Q. What do you call an honest lawyer?…

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