Selfish Prayer
Overheard by the parents of a selfish child.. “Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord my soul to keep, And if I die before I wake, I pray the lord my toys to break, So none of the other kids can play with em’. Amen”
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Overheard by the parents of a selfish child.. “Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord my soul to keep, And if I die before I wake, I pray the lord my toys to break, So none of the other kids can play with em’. Amen”
WHERE THE DOG AND CAT CAME FROM A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to “Where do pets come from?” Adam said, “Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me every day. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me.” And God said, “No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be…
The man came home from work late again, tired and irritated, to find his 5 year old son waiting for him at the door. “Daddy, may I ask you a question?” “Yeah, sure, what is it?” replied the man. “Daddy, how much money do you make an hour?” “That’s none of your business! What makes you ask such a thing?” the man said angrily. “I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?” pleaded…