Santa Clause
Q: Why doesn’t Santa Clause and Mrs. Clause have any children? A: Because Santa only comes once a year.
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Santa clause Jokes
Santa’s Really Bitter
T’was the night before Christmas – Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks I have good mind to scrap the whole works I’ve busted my ass for damn near a year Instead of “Thanks Santa” – what do I hear The old lady bitches cause I work late at night The elves want more money – The reindeer all fight Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the…
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Santa: A Cheater?
Why is it that Santa Clause cheats on Mrs. Clause? He lays Barbie under every little girls tree.
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Santa’s Bitter
T’was the night before Chrismas – Old Santa was pissed He cussed out the elves and threw down his list Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks I have good mind to scap the whole works I’ve busted my ass for damn near a year Instead of “Thanks Santa” – whad do i hear The old lady bitches cause I work late at night The elves want more money – The reindeer all fight Rudoph got drunk and goosed all the…
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Santa’s Garden
Q. Why does Santa Clause have 3 gardens? A. So he can ho ho ho.
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Ebonics Crimmus Pome
Wuz de nite befo Crimmus; And all ower da hood; ereybody wuz’ sleepin’; Dey wuz sleepin’ good. We hunged up our stockings; An hoped like de’ heck; That old Santa Clause; Be bringin’ our check. All o’de fambily; Wuz layin in de beds; While Ripple and Thunderbird; Danced through dey heads. I passed out inna’ flo; Right nex to my Maw; When I heard sech a fuss; I thunk: “It mus be de law!!!” I looked out thru de bars;…
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JOKE LIST
Who makes more money, a prostitute or a drug dealer? A prostitute, they can clean their crack and sell it again ******************************** What do bungee jumping and a prostitute have in common? They’re both cheap, they last only a few seconds, and if the rubber band breaks, you’re dead. ******************************** How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? The joystick is wet. ******************************** What two things in the air can make a woman pregnant? Her feet…
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Word Fun
Dyslexics have more fnu Clones are people, two Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs A waist is a terrible thing to mind Anything free is worth what you pay for it Atheism is a non-prophet organization Do the names “Pavlov” or “Quasimodo” ring a bell? Gene Police: “YOU! Out of the pool!” Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not…
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