Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
One fine spring day, the Pope’s aide rushes into His office – “Your Holiness!! Your Holiness!! There’s big news! But it’s good and bad.” The Pope replies, “Well, give me the good news first.” His aide, beaming a smile says, “Jesus Christ has returned! He’s on the phone right now asking for you!” The Pope exclaims “What can possibly be bad about that?!” The aide replies, “He’s calling from Salt Lake City!”
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I know it’s long, but it’s worth reading:o) Occasionally, airline flight attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: “As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position.” “There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 6 ways out of this airplane…” “Your seat cushions…
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Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make their announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: “There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane…” “We do feature a smoking section on this flight; if you must smoke, contact a member of the flight crew and we will escort you to the wings.” “Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person…
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One day God called the Pope and said to him, “I have good news and bad news.” The Pope says, “Give me the good news first.” God says, “I have decided to come right out and tell all of the people that there is only one true religion and that is the way it will be from now on.” The Pope replies, “That’s great, but what’s the bad news?” God says, “I’m calling from Salt Lake City.”
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January 10: It’s 5pm. It’s starting to snow. The first of the season and the first one we’ve seen in many years. The wife and I took our hot buttered rums and sat by the picture window watching the snow flakes drift down, clinging to the trees and covering the ground. It was so pristine and beautiful. Things could not be any better. January 11: We awoke to a lovely blanket of crystal white snow covering the landscape. What a…
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