Saint bernard Jokes

Shortened Tail

Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. “Doctor,” he said, “I need you to cut off my dog’s tail.” The vet stepped back and said, “Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?” Bert said, “Because my mother-in-law’s arriving tomorrow, and I don’t want anything to make her think she’s welcome.”

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Unwelcoming Committee of One

Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. “Doctor,” he said sadly, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to cut off my dog’s tail.” The vet stepped back, “Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?” “Because my mother-in-law’s arriving tomorrow, and I don’t want anything to make her think she’s welcome.”

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