Safety health Jokes

A Texan had two warning signs posted at the entrance to his ranch. On the left sign, printed in English, were these words: “TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT AND KILLED BY THE OWNER OF THIS PROPERTY”. Printed in Spanish on the right-hand sign were these words: “FOR YOUR SAFETY, HEALTH AND WELL-BEING, LEARN TO READ THE SIGN TO YOUR LEFT”

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This is a notice in the mens’ room in my university. University of Tasmania – Office of Occupational Health and Safety: PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE To avoid injury to fingers, please press flush button with flat of hand. In event of finger becoming stuck in tube, call loudly for assistance. Rescuers should obtain a key to enter cleaner’s store, between Ladies’ and Gents’ lavatories. Fingers can then be pushed back from there. This method is also applicable to free the flush button,…

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