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Pregnant Rebetsin

A recently married young Rabbi went to his congregation, informed them of his wife’s pregnancy and asked for a raise in wages that would allow him a reasonable salary. After due deliberation, they all agreed that the increase in family size warranted the raise and informed the Rabbi. As time went on and after 6 births in six years, a meeting was called to complain that the cost was becoming burdensome. Addressing the congregation, the Rabbi said that having children…

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