Room 222 Jokes

Elevator

A guy in an elevator hits a woman in the breast with his elbow and says “I’m sorry, if your heart is as soft as your breast you will forgive me.” The woman replies “If the rest of you is as hard as your elbow I’m in room 222!”

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Memo To: All Employees Subject: New Policies Sick Days: We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Surgery: Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment. Bereavement Leave: This is no excuse…

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