Rocking chairs Jokes

Old People

There were these two old people on a farm in some rocking chairs. They’re just rocking and all of a sudden the old guy grabbed his wife’s tit and said, “If this squirted milk we wouldn’t have to buy cows.” She ignored him and they kept rocking and all of a sudden he grabbed her cunt and said, “If this could lay eggs we wouldn’t have buy chickens.” And then she grabbed his dick and said, “If this got hard…

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Two Old Streakers

There were these two old women, Ethel and Bertha, that lived in a nursing home. There were these two old men, Paul and Bill, that the old women liked, but the men paid them no attention. The women did everything to get their attention. They cooked them their favorite meals, they flirted with them, etc. One day Ethel said to Bertha, “I know something we can do to get their attention!” Bertha replied, “Well, what is it?” Ethel said, “Let’s…

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