Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
How do you know you’re a redneck? Well, answer this question. Does the closest Italian restaurant to you have a big sign that says SPECIALS: Turkey platter with baked potato, Liver & onions, hot dog, or 96-ounce STEAK!!!
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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.
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A boy about to get married comes home from his bachelor party. His father is waiting up for him to find out how it went. When the boy walks in and sees his father he says, “Dad, I know you and Mother have spent a lot of money and time on the wedding, but, I can’t marry her!” “Why’s this, son?” the father ask. “Well, tonight I found out she’s still a virgin!” Then the father staggers back a little…
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Two rednecks named Bob & Earl were sick of being called stupid, so they decided to go to college and get an education. Bob went in first and got his schedule. “Math, Science, and Logic.” he read. Now Bob knew about Science and Math but had never heard of Logic, so he asked a professer just what it meant. “Well,” began the professer, “Do you have a weedeater?” “Yep.” answered Bob. “Ok, since you have a weedeater, I assume you…
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What do you call 42 Rednecks chasing a sissy? NASCAR Winston Cup
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If an infinite number of rednecks, riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks, fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world’s great literary works in Braille.
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If two rednecks get divorced, are they still cousins?
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You Might Be a Computer Geek If… You may have heard of Jeff Foxworthy’s humorous dialogue about rednecks, well, this is a twist on his style of humor. You might be a computer geek, by Jeff Foxqwerty. You might be a computer geek: 1 If you have 20/20 vision, and still can’t C… 2 If You buy a car and ask what version it is instead of model… 3 If the biggest purchase of your life happens at least once…
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What do blonde rednecks and dogs have in common? They both lick their paws…
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Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can’t touch it till she’s fourteen. What’s the difference between a good ol’ boy and a redneck? The good ol’ boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved. How do you know when your staying in a Tennessee hotel? When you call the front desk and say, “I’ve gotta leak in my sink!” and the person at the front…
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