Railway track Jokes

A man, visiting a small town located by a railway track, was amazed at the high birth rate there. “A train goes past the town at 4:30 a.m.,” a local barber explained. “What’s that got to do with it?” asked the man. “Well, at that time, it’s too early to get up, but too late to go back to sleep.”

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Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts this question to him. “What would you do if you realized that 2 trains were heading for each other on the same track?” “I would switch the points for one of the trains,” Andy replies. “What if the lever broke?” asked the inspector. “Then I’d dash down out of the signal box,” said Andy, “and I’d…

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