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Fashion Statement

Morris is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker, Joe, is wearing an earring. Morris knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.” “Hey Joe,” Morris yells out, “I didn’t know you were into earrings.” “Don’t make such a big deal out of it…it’s only an earring,” says Joe sheepishly. “No really,” probes Morris, “How long have you been wearing one?” “Ever since my wife found…

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It’s your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for awhile searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you’re afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it’s the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he’s gentle like he promised he’d be. He looks deeply within…

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