Ponders Jokes

Culture Shock Hits Home

After many years, a young Talmud student who had left the old country for America, returns to visit his family. “But, where is your beard?” asks his mother upon seeing him. “Mama,” he replies, “in American, nobody wears a beard.” “But at least you keep the Sabbath?” Mama asks. “Mama, business is business. In America, everybody works on the Sabbath.” “But kosher food, you still eat?” asks Mama. “Mama, in American, it is very difficult to keep kosher.” The old…

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What Would You Do?

While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of interns. “As you can see,” she says, “the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. “Michael, what would you do in a case like this?” “Well,” ponders the intern, “I suppose I’d limp, too.”

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God Created Woman…

One day, after a near eternity in the Garden Of Eden, Adam calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem.” “What’s the problem, Adam?” God replies. “Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me. You have surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I am lonely.” “Well, Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a woman for you.” “What’s a woman, Lord?” “This woman will…

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Suitable Lover

A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wife in bed with another man. “Get over it, Buddy,” he said. “It’s NOT the end of the world.” “Yeah, it’s easy for YOU to say,” answered his buddy. “But what if YOU came home one night and caught another man in bed with your wife?” The fella ponders for a moment, then says, “I’d break his cane and kick his seeing-eye dog in the ass.”

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The Sad Wife’s Wishes

One day a woman was walking along the beach thinking of the sad state of her life, for her husband had just told her that he wanted a divorce. As she was walking, she tripped over something in the sand. The woman picked the object up, revealing a lamp. The woman rubbed the lamp and a genie appeared before her. “I will grant you three wishes,” the genie said, “but whatever you wish for, your husband will get double.” The…

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