pissants
A little boy is sitting on a corner squashing pissants. A priest comes by asks the boy what he is doing. “Squashing pissants” the boy replies. The priest says “But son, don’t you know that everything on earth has a purpose in life.” “Not everything” says the boy. “Name three things that don’t have a purpose” asks the priest. The boy thought for a minute then said. “Tits on a nun, balls on a priest and these damn pissants.”

